Yard work is never done...

[Seismic Anamoly]

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to

take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find

the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?"

She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?" The man

points to his eye. Then he points to his knee and,

finally, makes a raking motion.



The wife has no idea what he's doing, so she gestures,

"What?" The man repeats his gestures, "EYE KNEE - THE

RAKE"



The wife replies that she understands and signals back.

She first points to her eye. Next, she points to her left

breast. Then she points to her butt and, finally, to her

crotch.



Well, there's no way the man can come close to understanding

this one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her,

"What in the hell was all that?"



She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH!"

[Netjams]

[droolymutt]

ok.



That's it.



You're banned, Seismic.

[Seismic Anamoly]