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Seismic Anamoly
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 Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2002 3:52 am Post subject: Thank God for 6-packs... |
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them
to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school. He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for single men," the dad answers. "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replies, "Those are for married men.
One for JANUARY, one for FEBRUARY, one for...."
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droolymutt
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| Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2002 2:50 pm Post subject: Re: Thank God for 6-packs... |
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don't they make packages for women?????
hehe........
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