Sounds like it's time for a two week vacation on a beach on a small island with nothing more on the agenda than sitting by the grass covered outdoor bar by the sand and sipping on strong sweet drinks in tall funny shaped glasses with little umbrellas in them while watching the sexy boody walk by.
Or, you could be going through manapause.
"Beauty is a French phonetic corruption of a short, cloth neck ornament, currently in resurgence."
~ Frank Zappa