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bbchris
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 3:45 pm    Post subject: And you thought I was using computer speak... Reply with quote
"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.



"Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys.



"Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns.



"Floppy" ------ When you run out of Polygrip.



"Modem" ------- How you got rid of your dandelions.



"ROM" --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.



"Byte" -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase.



"Reboot" ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.



"Network" ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.



"Mouse" ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.



"LAN" -------- To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."



"Cursor" ------ What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.



"bit" --------- A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."



"digital control" -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote.



"packet" ------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip





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Joined: 25 Jul 2002
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 4:17 pm    Post subject: Re: And you thought I was using computer speak... Reply with quote
"CPU"----when Jim-Bob sees you taking a leak behind the chicken coop.
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