Talk about BIGG ones.....

bbchris · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 3:07 am Post subject: Re: Talk about BIGG ones.....

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha That's the sort of POWER I want!! hahahahahahahahahaha :aua

Seismic Anamoly · Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 3039

I'm right here waiting for ya, babe...don't just sing it; bring it....

:bcool

bbchris · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 3:10 am Post subject: Re: Talk about BIGG ones.....

hahahahaahaha That gift gave you a HIGH didn't it?? :eyebrow

Seismic Anamoly · Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 3039

You KNOW it..... :yeah

debbie mannas · Joined: 30 Sep 2002 Posts: 1352

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

:aua

Seismic Anamoly · Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 3039

"PowerGen" is a UK company that sells electricity...

"Powergen" has formed an Italian division. They went for the

obvious company name and registered the domain for it in the

company name but with an Italian twist...

www.powergenitalia.com

Notice the keyword within the URL....POWERGENITALIA.... :yo

The marketing director is now seeking employment elsewhere...guess the chairperson didn't think too much of the name; go figure... :lol

bbchris · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 4:25 am Post subject: !!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa EXCELLENT!!! What great publicity for The Hulk!!! hahaahahaha That does look rather big!! :banana

Seismic Anamoly · Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 3039

Quote:
“You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,”

If THAT'S what happens when the Hulkster gets angry, I know a lot of women around here that would LOVE to piss him off!! :aua

I gather from the picture he LIKES to lose his temper!! :bigeyes

Adds a whole new dimension to the phrase "HULK SMASH"!!! :rollin

debbie mannas · Joined: 30 Sep 2002 Posts: 1352

hilarious! Has anyone read Wilt??

anyway, I guess its never to late...

www.antiquesexchange.com/

cheers!

Seismic Anamoly · Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 3039

Hmmmmmmmmm....wonder what "AntiqueSexChange" would involve??

Castrating a Cadaver?? :rollin

RonOnGuitar · Joined: 08 Jan 2003 Posts: 1916

Yeah, SA, even "The Hulk" is geting in on this craze...

Hulk doll's monster willy

By THOMAS WHITAKER

Showbiz Reporter

SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.

And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.

Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.

“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.

“And it’s definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake.”

Kim, of Biggin Hill, Kent, said the toy was one of several prizes she could choose after Leah knocked down cans with bean bags at the fair on Brighton Pier.

Kim chose the doll because she thought Leah would like it amid publicity about the new Hulk movie, to be released in the UK on July 18.

But she said: “Later when she was playing with it, she discovered it had a lump under its shorts. Being curious she took them off, then ran up to me asking why her doll had a willy. I find it very odd as none of her other dolls have anything like this.

Hulk doll's monster willy - Sun UK

Edited by: RonOnGuitar at: 7/21/03 6:06 am

RonOnGuitar · Joined: 08 Jan 2003 Posts: 1916

Yeah - but think of the poor little lass who wasn't expecting something like this!!! (Actually, she and her Mum are good sports about it, hahaha)

Best keep this fella away from the Barbie dolls, though...

bbchris · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 9:43 am Post subject: Re: !!!

hahahahhahahahahhaha This is a MOST amusing thread!! :banana

RonOnGuitar · Joined: 08 Jan 2003 Posts: 1916

We would be remiss if we forgot to include this in the thread for some gender balance:

Cover the Hulk's eyes - he might get excited!!!

Stonehenge Depicts Female Genitalia, Researchers Say

By Amran Abocar

TORONTO (Reuters) - Stonehenge is a massive fertility symbol, according to Canadian researchers who believe they have finally cracked the mystery of the ancient monument in southern England.

Reuters Photo

In the arrangement of the stones, the researchers say they have spotted the original design: female genitalia.

The theory is laid out in a paper entitled "Stonehenge: a view from medicine" in the July issue of Britain's Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine.

"To the builders of the henge, the most critical events in life were birth and death," Anthony Perks, a retired professor of obstetrics and gynecology at the University of British Columbia, wrote in the paper.

He noted there was no evidence of tombs built by the original builders.

"Of birth, we could expect little evidence. However, evidence may be there but so large as to be overlooked."

Viewed from above, Perks suggests Stonehenge's inner bluestone circle represents the labia minora and the giant outer sarsen stone circle is the labia majora. The altar stone is the clitoris and the open center is the birth canal.

"Could the outer avenue of Stonehenge...represent the way by which new life entered?" the article wondered, adding that when comparing "the layout of the henge with the anatomy of the human vulva. There is a distinct similarity."

Perks, who is traveling in England, could not be reached for comment.

The mysterious ancient monument on Salisbury Plain is recognized around the world for its circle of standing stones.

Perks said the ancient sacrificed child found at nearby Woodhenge bolsters his theory and said an excavation at Stonehenge could produce a similar find.

"In ancient societies, ideas of a dominant creator, a Mother or Earth Goddess, were widespread," Perks wrote. "If ideas of Earth Mother originated with, or were shared by, the people of the henge, Stonehenge could represent, symbolically, the opening by which Earth Mother gave birth to the plants and animals on which the ancient people so depended.

"The henge would honor her for giving them both life and livelihood."

Scholars say Stonehenge, a World Heritage site, was built between 3000 and 1600 BC. Theories for why it was built range from a temple, an astronomy site, and a variety of spiritual and temporal purposes.

For a time during the Bronze Age, 2000 BC to 800 BC, Stonehenge was used for ceremonial burials of local chieftains.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=570&ncid=753&e=4&u=/nm/20030708/sc_nm/life_stonehenge_dc

bbchris · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2003 6:24 pm Post subject: Re: !!!

Oh my God!! That's shocking Ron!! I still haven't visited Stonehenge yet. I've been told these days you can't actually visit them - you can only see them from a distance. Older Friends of mine tell me all about their drunken misspent youths there. Apparently mushrooms were involved too! :bigeyes